"Don't worry! The heat death of the Universe will not likely happen in your lifetime." (BMcC[18-11-46-503])
Welcome to /dev/null (File 13)."(BMcC[18-11-46-503])
My reader, if you are looking for sci-fi dreck, jerk off some place else.
This is the real thing. I (BMcC[18-11-46-503]) have no idea where it is, but it may be some place in Siberia (neo-Imperial Putainia). There are other possibilities. In any case, you are right here, right now, in Cyberia.
"X" marks the spot; You are here and you are lost. But there's nowhere else to go. My (BMcC[18-11-46-503]) advice: peregrinatio in stabilitate.
I found the below image somewhere on The Internet, +2006.12.06. If you are looking for the end of the world, try: here.
Only two miles (kilometers?) to go. Keep your seat belt fastened. Enjoy!