Repurposed abandoned nunnery: New monastery for Brothers of the Sodomite order, Fools for Christ, Halle, Belgium. Esteemed Doctor of The True Faith François Rabelais, abbot. (All good souls, including 3 previously evicted nuns
who couldn't pay the rent, welcome!) Good Spirits for sale. "Sins without victims forgiven, daily. No appointment needed. Come as you are or we'll send a brother to grant absolution in your car." Donations welcome. Deo gratias!
Young men, ages 18 to 60: We are actively recruiting! Benefits include exemption from military and corvée service in this life, and good hope for the next!