Repurposed abandoned nunnery: New monastery for Brothers of the Sodomite order, Fools for Christ, Halle, Belgium. Esteemed Doctor of The True Faith François Rabelais, abbot. (All good souls, including 3 previously evicted nuns
who couldn't pay the rent, welcome!) Good Spirits for sale. "Sins without victims forgiven, daily. No appointment needed. Come as you are or we'll send a brother to grant absolution in your car." Donations welcome. Deo gratias!
Thrift Shop, open after Sunday mass, offers a selection of used religions and forgotten celebrities. Cases of individuals venerated by local groups of believers but rejected for sainthood by The Church, along with manuscripts that failed quality control are always available for the taking on the table outside our chapel door, but, of course, we always appreciate voluntary donations in cash or in kind. Monk's ale and our home brew elixir in 86, 110,140 and 160 proof are for sale in our Gift Shop. Genuine "Sops for Cerebrus" for your pet dog, too! We are plesed to offer curbside pickup (Brothers, too). Always drink, and pray, responsibly.
soon: our new branch Abbey in Las Vegas, USA
Young men, ages 18 to 60: We are actively recruiting! Learn latin! Help develop our state of the art AI rosary reader! Other benefits include exemption from military and corvée service in this life, and good hope for the next!