- In a Tampax ad (which actually once existed and may still exist today somewhere on the public Internet), a young lady said to a doctor she was concerned that she could not find a tampon which she had previously inserted into herself. The doctor gently asked the lady where she thought it had gone. The lady replied: "to Heaven?" (BMcC[18-11-46-503])
- "Parent: 'Where did out go?' Kid: 'Out.' Parent: 'What did you do?' Kid: 'Nothing.'"[*β] (Art Linkletter) (BMcC[18-11-46-503])
- Somebody please! Change Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy's diaper! He smells!
- "In the Soviet Union, the past was unpredictable." (Source unknown)
- All prigs go to Heaven when they die. What do they do there? They do SEx work. What's that" They all have jobs at Stork Express, delivering "blessed events" from The Netherlands to ladies who are too embarrassed to fuck but still want to have a baby.
Mens sana in corpore sano
There's one Kit Kat left....
From Marshall McLuhan
In French Canada, there was a mouse who, hearing a cat's signature noises, hid in his hole in the floor. Silence. Then barking of the family dog. Dogs do not eat mice, so all clear, right? Cat to mouse on mouse's way down into Kitty's digestive tract: "Being bi-lingual has its uses."
Boeing USAF New Refueling tanker humor (intended or not?)
Turnaout is fair play
Many years ago in New Scientist magazine there was a cartoon of Albert the Laboratory Rat. We see Albert sitting in the former Lab Director's plush leather executive desk chair, popping positive reinforcement cookies with one little front paw, and pressing a button on a little box with his other. Behind a one-way mirror we see the former Lab Director screaming in agony as Albert administers electric shocks to him in a kind of Milgram experiment.
Walking stick for a blind cat lover