Doormat
First of all, I am not what my given name: the label my primary childrear[end]ers aka: biological parents[1] stuck on me, means, even though much of my life I have had to put up with being treated that way: doormat.
Not exactly: "Bradford" means broad river crossing, i.e.: a passageway (convenience, amenity...) over the flow of the vicissitudes of life for people to tread on to keep their knickers or whatever clothes they are wearing from getting wet.
What a shame that they have to still get their shoes or feet wet. Mea culpa.
+2022.06.12 v009
⇒ March: On!

Footnotes
- ↑ My parents were, metaphorically, a rear end collision for me. Entirely literally they liked to subject me to anal enemas when I did not "produce" to their satisfaction.