Maxim[um]s
- Any woman who wants to be "wooed" is a narcissistic bitch.
- Anybody who gets off on being "patriotic" is suicidal.
- Honor thy father and mother: if they deserve it (have earned it).
- Always be polite to people who don't deserve it.
- The more of anything (or anybody) there are, the less each is worth.
- Make love, not either war or babies.
- If sombody takes offense at something you say, pat yourself on the back and pity them.
- If you don't like somebody or some thing, ask yourself: "Am I sure I am not really deeply disgusted by them?"[1] (Don't stint!)
- Iron rusts. (Young persons' sexuality should be cultivated because all flowers eventually wilt so their bloom needs to be enjoyed while you have it.)
- Judge everything by the parts nobody looks at (or even is not supposed to).
- Being healthy can be bad for your health.[2]
⇒ Read: my previous Maxims page
Footnotes
- ↑ This is especially important for parents to tell their child when the kid says he doesn't like something or someone, including, of course, the parent themself.
- ↑ Example: If you have a Y chromosome and are of military conscription age.
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