I have a dream....

I have a dream that one morning Yahveh will awaken from His dogmatic slumber and grow up and issue a New Law to His People:

"I no longer feel a need to collect the chopped off ends of male infants' penises. That was barbaric of me and deprived you of much joy in living. I see better now. Please stop it at once. Leave it to the benighted gentiles where fathers want their sons to look like them. In future worship Me better by focusing on questioning everything I say to you and letting Me know if you find any problems with it, so that I can improve My Creation. Let me add that I sincerely regret how I messed with the heads of the master structural engineers at the Tower of Babel. I have been very lonely without their good company and I'm feeling the price I have paid for depriving myself of their good advice in running The Cosmos."

Keep calm, People of The Book, and carry on!


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