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The "Boo hoo" song

La chanson des enfants

Sentimentality. A cappella; no musical instruments, no score, like free Jazz.

𝄆 Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo hoo! [Sob!] Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! [Sob!] Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo! Boo hoo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo! Boo hoo! 𝄇[1]

A bird-brain girl who likes to flirt with boys who will be boys.

"Why are you crying my sweet daughter?" "Daddy! My husband just died in the war." "But didn't you send him there? You shamed him that after the war when his son asked him 'Daddy what did you do to protect mommy from the evil enemy and help our country win the war?' if he didn't enlist he would have to hang his head in disgrace. You told him you wouldn't have sex with him ever again if he didn't go. What did you expect, daughter?" [At this point daughter repeats above song for several more hours. Daddy thinks: "What son? I don't have any grandchildren." He reads about the war in the newspaper, pours himself a drink, and then does the Crossword puzzle].  
 
 
 

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Mothers of the motherland! Be like the Sirens in Homer's Odyssey: Be treacherous seductresses who lure men to die for their hormones and sentimental emotions!)


Footnotes

  1. This song has no end. To stop it you just have to stop it, e.g.: by pulling the electric plug or hoping for a power failure. Or smashing the record player. Any way that works.


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